If your life consists of headin' to da gym, tanning, hitting on women, tanning, eating macaroni n' gravy, tanning & clubbing this shirt is for you! (and you know who you are!) This Italian "The Situation" shirt implies ripped abs and douche bags. We offer you this duluxe print on a supa-soft tee shirt that's smooth like a baby's ass, and of course it comes in your choice of color so you can have a fresh one for every day of the week. Though these shirts run true to size your supreme guidoism may influence you to buy this shirt several time smaller then the size you may actually need, we do not endorse this practice but feel free to do so if you think this will make your biceps look bigger.