Retirement Sweatshirts - Retired Leave Me Alone Hoodie. Tired of the same old crap day after day? Do you just want to kick back, relax and enjoy your retirement? Get this shirt and let everyone know you are her for one reason and one reason only.. to drive your old lady crazy!! This Hoodie makes a great gift for the retired person in your life. Pack your bags, move to Florida and get one of this sweatshirt!