|As once quoted by the wise and all knowing Alan Garner
from the hilarious comedy The Hangover..
"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a
loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my
sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf
pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf
pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.
And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought,
"Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two
more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert
together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I
make a toast!"
Ahh yes it's all coming back to me now. I am no longer a loner, yeah...
Get this shirt today and celebrate the great times and memories of
Doug's bachelor party, with or with out him!