Family Guy Stewie You Suck T-Shirt. Ever want to scoop Stewie Griffin up and carry him around with you everywhere you go? This shirt makes it look like you have Stewie on board wherever you are! As expected Stewie is not totally happy with being strapped to your chest and his facial expression says it all.. Get me out of this damn thing! This unique t-shirt has a detailed Stewie Griffin print on the front, and it actually looks like hes in a baby carrier! This detailed design is printed on a deluxe cotton tee.