Don't Touch My Junk! Hands Off! T-Shirt. Tell the TSA keep your hands off our junk! The new x-ray machine springing up in
airports nation wide seem like a great idea to protect our safety while flying,
but who wants the government to see them naked?! Some photos of x-rays in
airport security and the pictures are quite revealing, in fact the machines
literally undress you as you stand there. Don't want to go threw the machines?
Then be prepared for a full body frisk screening which a TSA agents will touch
your genitals. We say Don't Touch My Junk! This shirt is hilarious and is
perfect for those looking to fly in the near future. Tell the NSA loud and
clear. Don't touch my junk!