Dead Girls Are Easy T-Shirt. This design is sure to bring out the necrophiliac in all of us. Who has time for dating, wining and dining and boring conversation just to get laid? That's why dead girls are easy. In a way a dead girl seems to be the perfect mate.. They don't back talk, complain, get jealous and you can always find them right where you left them and of course they never say no! Only draw back is decomposition so you better get it while the gettin's good! Yes, we know this shirt is offensive.. And NO we do not endorse the practice of sex with corpses but hey! It's only a T-Shirt!