Vampire Men's Costume Shirt - Ask Me If I'm A Vampire T-Shirt. Ask Me If I'm A Vampire Men's T-Shirt. As it would appear at first glance you are not wearing a Halloween costume, you are just wearing a normal t-shirt. Then some wise ass asks you, "hey man where's your costume? It's Halloween. do you have no spirit?" Then you suddenly pull your shirt over your head and BAM! Your a scary-ass Vampire! This shirt has "Ask me if I'm a vampire" printed on the front to spark the question, once someone asks you ab out your "Vampire Shirt" you spring in to action; with your super fast reflexes to instantly transform your self in to an actual, Blood Sucking Vampire. This may be the neatest costume ever, nobody will ever suspect you have a convincing Vampire mask printed on the inside of your tee shirt! The mask looks legit and your costume will kick ass and defiantly spark some conversation!